Dr Les - The Mind Of A Muppet

Surgery Notes - 21st July 2010

Sir,

First let's get the niceties out of the way: welcome back Priesty - the world needs more cunts like you.
World Cup Wankers

World Cup ? Yes I did enjoy it. Always a fucking pleasure to have the opportunity to shout "he's a evil cunt that Emile Heskey" in the pub. I saw the final in the Dutch Club - a sea of orange, strange absence of skunk, fantastic total Dutch football. I agree with Chopper Harris that players these days need a good slap, but the dutch went out of their way to put the physical into the Spanish. I hate that Charles Puyol though - pikey bastard.
Why England Are Shit

Fabulo Cappello blamed his World Cup failure down to not convincing Paul Schools to rejoin the squad. Paul Scholes ? He retired 30 years ago and runs a pub with Lou Macari in Whiteinch (Lou's on top if you're wondering). Fucking Paul Scholes ! Is it me ? Am I not seeing something ? Paul Scholes, in the World Cup ?
Man Who ?

Talking of old meaningless has-beens, I read that 54-year-old Ryan Giggs reckons that United can claw back the league from the Mighty Blues without spending a penny. United, spanked 0-3 by fucking Fulham last season, and don't need to buy anyone new ?? This tosh was backed up by P. Scholes (68) and Edwin VDS (57). All those cunts in the republic of Manchester are going "The Glazers are a Sporting Family, they're white, and must know what they're doing". Time for them to realise that the Glazers are fucking them in the arse.
Chelsea Legends

Fuck off Joe Cole. I always hated you. "I really fed off the emotion of their crowd" - J. Cole (28). Fuck em' all, fuck em' all, United, West Ham, Liverpool. You're a fucking show pony who bottles it every fucking time. I hear he's thinking of opening a pub with Danny Mills when he retires.
A Family Show ?
I will be taking No. 1 son Osgood to the West Brom match. I promised to watch the game straight, no stimulants stronger than a coffee and tried to convince his mum that Chelsea is a very different place nowadays: no swearing or racialist singing about running round Tottenham. But then I remembered last time I was sitting in the kids section with Priesty, who was screaming "stab 'im !" every time Stevie Gerraaaard touched the ball.

Osgood's school is banging on about sports not being about the winning but "taking part, thanking the opposition", etc. I remember when a team gave Priesty a bunch of flowers at the end of the game - I don't remember much thanking then.

You see my point ?
Les.

Yes, I remember that game. I admit that being offered a bunch of flowers after having been soundly beaten did get my dander up. My offer to fight everyone on the pitch (including you) went down rather well with the onlookers. But before you get all cocky please do not forget that this was the same game where an angry 6' 4" Iranian had to be restrained from filling you in after you had called him and the rest of his team "pussies". I'm right, aren't I ?
Priesty.
Is Dr Les quackers, or do you agree with every word ? Tell him what YOU think.

**Surgery Notes - 21st July 2010**
Sir, First let's get the niceties out of the way: welcome back Priesty - the world needs more cunts like you. World Cup Wankers World Cup ? Yes I did enjoy it. Always a fucking pleasure to have the opportunity to shout "he's a evil cunt that Emile Heskey" in the pub. I saw the final in the Dutch Club - a sea of orange, strange absence of skunk, fantastic total Dutch football. I agree with Chopper Harris that players these days need a good slap, but the dutch went out of their way to put the physical into the Spanish. I hate that Charles Puyol though - pikey bastard. Why England Are Shit Fabulo Cappello blamed his World Cup failure down to not convincing Paul Schools to rejoin the squad. Paul Scholes ? He retired 30 years ago and runs a pub with Lou Macari in Whiteinch (Lou's on top if you're wondering). Fucking Paul Scholes ! Is it me ? Am I not seeing something ? Paul Scholes, in the World Cup ? Man Who ? Talking of old meaningless has-beens, I read that 54-year-old Ryan Giggs reckons that United can claw back the league from the Mighty Blues without spending a penny. United, spanked 0-3 by fucking Fulham last season, and don't need to buy anyone new ?? This tosh was backed up by P. Scholes (68) and Edwin VDS (57). All those cunts in the republic of Manchester are going "The Glazers are a Sporting Family, they're white, and must know what they're doing". Time for them to realise that the Glazers are fucking them in the arse. Chelsea Legends Fuck off Joe Cole. I always hated you. "I really fed off the emotion of their crowd" - J. Cole (28). Fuck em' all, fuck em' all, United, West Ham, Liverpool. You're a fucking show pony who bottles it every fucking time. I hear he's thinking of opening a pub with Danny Mills when he retires. A Family Show ? I will be taking No. 1 son Osgood to the West Brom match. I promised to watch the game straight, no stimulants stronger than a coffee and tried to convince his mum that Chelsea is a very different place nowadays: no swearing or racialist singing about running round Tottenham. But then I remembered last time I was sitting in the kids section with Priesty, who was screaming "stab 'im !" every time Stevie Gerraaaard touched the ball. Osgood's school is banging on about sports not being about the winning but "taking part, thanking the opposition", etc. I remember when a team gave Priesty a bunch of flowers at the end of the game - I don't remember much thanking then. You see my point ? Les. Yes, I remember that game. I admit that being offered a bunch of flowers after having been soundly beaten did get my dander up. My offer to fight everyone on the pitch (including you) went down rather well with the onlookers. But before you get all cocky please do not forget that this was the same game where an angry 6' 4" Iranian had to be restrained from filling you in after you had called him and the rest of his team "pussies". I'm right, aren't I ? Priesty. Is Dr Les quackers, or do you agree with every word ? Tell him what YOU think.

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