Dr Les - The Mind Of A Muppet

Surgery Notes - October 12th 2010

Sir,

iIt’s a fucking wonder why I continue to support your excuse for a website, with your Stasi-style, heavy handed editing. It’s high time that someone reminded the world that Nobby styles is a terrible cunt who is wasting the world’s fragile resources by not reaching for the gin and jellies. Anyway, let’s move on and see how much of the voice of reason makes it onto your page.
There Will Be Blood

Gold, that serial moron who took over West Ham, thinks there will be riots in the streets of East London if the famous Tottenham Hotspur are allowed to use the Olympic stadium. We will no doubt be forced to sing about running around Leyton with our willies hanging out. Still at least they’ll be on the tube. Priesty will be both saddened and delighted at the news – saddened because he loved staggering down the Tottenham High Road, stopping at every offie for another voddy, but also delighted because Leytonstone is his manor.
Hotter than a junky’s spoon

Harry’s right, Arsene has finally been confirmed as a radio rental. What’s got AW hotter than a junky’s spoon ? Where to start ? 1st Arsenal played the champions off the park, leaving them cramped and slumped on the turf, then both our goals came from free kicks, plus the way Arse totally dominated the game with such ease surprised even the myopic Wegner. But wait a minute, you say, they only had 1 shot on goal (a near post hit-&-hope at that), while the Mighty Blues should have easily netted 5. I watched the game and I came away with the clear impression that Arsene is a terrible cunt, no ?
Hartson and Davros - Separated At Birth ?

Mild mannered, cancer-ravaged West Ham bitch Jon Hartson has put himself forward as the next Wales manager. Who can forget that fantastic training ground high jinks with his rough and tumble with Erin Brockovich ? Just the thing that Wales need after having to endure the tyranny of that washed up old muppet Toshack.
Ossie Joins the SAS

Talking about washed up old cunts, I was very saddened to read that Hereford have turned down Ossie Ardiles’ application as their new manager. Hereford directors cruelly sent him a note informing him he’d never take the Malvinas, and that he had more chance of shitting in the Queen’s handbag than landing a job with non-league Hereford.
Priesty’s idea of a night outl
A video of priesty’s recent business trip to Canada has come into my possession. Please be warned, it’s a little close to the bone.

You see my point ?
Les.

How the hell did you get hold of that film, Les ? I thought I'd burnt all copies...
Priesty.
Is Dr Les quackers, or do you agree with every word ? Tell him what YOU think.

**Surgery Notes - October 12th 2010**
Sir, iIt’s a fucking wonder why I continue to support your excuse for a website, with your Stasi-style, heavy handed editing. It’s high time that someone reminded the world that Nobby styles is a terrible cunt who is wasting the world’s fragile resources by not reaching for the gin and jellies. Anyway, let’s move on and see how much of the voice of reason makes it onto your page. There Will Be Blood Gold, that serial moron who took over West Ham, thinks there will be riots in the streets of East London if the famous Tottenham Hotspur are allowed to use the Olympic stadium. We will no doubt be forced to sing about running around Leyton with our willies hanging out. Still at least they’ll be on the tube. Priesty will be both saddened and delighted at the news – saddened because he loved staggering down the Tottenham High Road, stopping at every offie for another voddy, but also delighted because Leytonstone is his manor. Hotter than a junky’s spoon Harry’s right, Arsene has finally been confirmed as a radio rental. What’s got AW hotter than a junky’s spoon ? Where to start ? 1st Arsenal played the champions off the park, leaving them cramped and slumped on the turf, then both our goals came from free kicks, plus the way Arse totally dominated the game with such ease surprised even the myopic Wegner. But wait a minute, you say, they only had 1 shot on goal (a near post hit-&-hope at that), while the Mighty Blues should have easily netted 5. I watched the game and I came away with the clear impression that Arsene is a terrible cunt, no ? Hartson and Davros - Separated At Birth ? Mild mannered, cancer-ravaged West Ham bitch Jon Hartson has put himself forward as the next Wales manager. Who can forget that fantastic training ground high jinks with his rough and tumble with Erin Brockovich ? Just the thing that Wales need after having to endure the tyranny of that washed up old muppet Toshack. Ossie Joins the SAS Talking about washed up old cunts, I was very saddened to read that Hereford have turned down Ossie Ardiles’ application as their new manager. Hereford directors cruelly sent him a note informing him he’d never take the Malvinas, and that he had more chance of shitting in the Queen’s handbag than landing a job with non-league Hereford. Priesty’s idea of a night outl A video of priesty’s recent business trip to Canada has come into my possession. Please be warned, it’s a little close to the bone. You see my point ? Les. How the hell did you get hold of that film, Les ? I thought I'd burnt all copies... Priesty. Is Dr Les quackers, or do you agree with every word ? Tell him what YOU think.

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