Dr Les - The Mind Of A Muppet

Surgery Notes - October 1st 2010

Sir,

I am writing this on the plane to Bangkok, so forgive me if I sound overly excited, despite the Xanax in my bloodstream and the Heineken in my hand. But Priesty if I don't tell it how it is, who will ? If not now, then when ? Here is the voice reason:
Bowyer and Bell End Bellamy - Separated At Birth ?

Great to see Lee mellowing in his old age. Having to be substituted by McLeish to avoid him being sent off. Then having a tear-up with some old boiler in the crowd. Nice work for a pikey cunt. Having said that I'm sure you'll agree all West Brom fans are scum. No disrespect to Eddie and Roberto.
Tevez and Bubbles - Separated At Birth ?

No one will disagree that Tevez is one ugly motherfucker. But then he gets a short back and sides and he's even fucking more horrific. Even his mother makes him wear a bag on his head when he goes home for a Sunday roast. Fuck off Tevez - West Ham + Man Utd + Man City ? You have fewer scruples than Nick Clegg.
Frog Legs It Again

William Gallas used to be a personal favourite of mine, but then he gets all moany and fucks off to Arsenal. Not a capital offence, I'll agree but then to move to Tottenham ? William Gallas, you are dead to me.
Broken Stiles

Spare a thought for Nobby Stiles. He's hit hard times and wants to sell his old shit to raise money for his sons. (I've censored the rest as I don't want to be killed like a dog in the street - Priesty)
Ghana Get A Sackful
On a lighter note, great to see the Bison back in business. Fantastic to see Michael's brace against West Ham - even if it was against the worst keeper in Europe. Lionel Messi ? Give me Essien any day.
Joe Cole, Bitch On Heat
Great to see Joe back from his suspension and really making an impact. I was wrong about you, Joe, perhaps you're not the money-grabbing West Ham cunt I always thought. Perhaps you did move for footballing reasons. After all, Carlo sussed you out on day one and you knew you'd never get a place on the bench at Chelsea, but at Liverpool you had the opportunity of being in the same team as Ngog and Babel.
Priesty, Shocker In Canada
I received a battery of increasingly incoherent text messages from Priesty, who was out on the piss in Canada the other night. He started off offensive, moving quickly through belligerent, before settling on puking his ring up in the street. Now I'm no prude and I like a party as much as the next Athenry man, but I'm beginning to worry about Priesty. In the last few months he has been travelling around the world in a haze of drugs, booze and street meat, getting into punch ups, spewing and narrowly avoiding arrest for lewd behaviour.

But wait a minute, isn't this exactly his modus operandi for the last 30 years ? I vaguely remember staggering down the North End Road every other Saturday with Priesty, stopping at every second off licence, wanting to fight tooled-up Chavs, and me pleading with the filth not to arrest him. Come on Priesty, that's no life ! Take a leaf out of my book, last time I was at the Bridge I was straight as William Hague.

You see my point ?
Les.

Haha I don't deny the Canada shenanigans, but which is worse: arguing with the rozzers while drunk, or picking on World Cup heroes who've hit hard times ? A bottle of jellies and a pint of gin ? You should be ashamed of yourself, Les.
Priesty.
Is Dr Les quackers, or do you agree with every word ? Tell him what YOU think.

**Surgery Notes - October 1st 2010**
Sir, I am writing this on the plane to Bangkok, so forgive me if I sound overly excited, despite the Xanax in my bloodstream and the Heineken in my hand. But Priesty if I don't tell it how it is, who will ? If not now, then when ? Here is the voice reason: Bowyer and Bell End Bellamy - Separated At Birth ? Great to see Lee mellowing in his old age. Having to be substituted by McLeish to avoid him being sent off. Then having a tear-up with some old boiler in the crowd. Nice work for a pikey cunt. Having said that I'm sure you'll agree all West Brom fans are scum. No disrespect to Eddie and Roberto. Tevez and Bubbles - Separated At Birth ? No one will disagree that Tevez is one ugly motherfucker. But then he gets a short back and sides and he's even fucking more horrific. Even his mother makes him wear a bag on his head when he goes home for a Sunday roast. Fuck off Tevez - West Ham + Man Utd + Man City ? You have fewer scruples than Nick Clegg. Frog Legs It Again William Gallas used to be a personal favourite of mine, but then he gets all moany and fucks off to Arsenal. Not a capital offence, I'll agree but then to move to Tottenham ? William Gallas, you are dead to me. Broken Stiles Spare a thought for Nobby Stiles. He's hit hard times and wants to sell his old shit to raise money for his sons. (I've censored the rest as I don't want to be killed like a dog in the street - Priesty) Ghana Get A Sackful On a lighter note, great to see the Bison back in business. Fantastic to see Michael's brace against West Ham - even if it was against the worst keeper in Europe. Lionel Messi ? Give me Essien any day. Joe Cole, Bitch On Heat Great to see Joe back from his suspension and really making an impact. I was wrong about you, Joe, perhaps you're not the money-grabbing West Ham cunt I always thought. Perhaps you did move for footballing reasons. After all, Carlo sussed you out on day one and you knew you'd never get a place on the bench at Chelsea, but at Liverpool you had the opportunity of being in the same team as Ngog and Babel. Priesty, Shocker In Canada I received a battery of increasingly incoherent text messages from Priesty, who was out on the piss in Canada the other night. He started off offensive, moving quickly through belligerent, before settling on puking his ring up in the street. Now I'm no prude and I like a party as much as the next Athenry man, but I'm beginning to worry about Priesty. In the last few months he has been travelling around the world in a haze of drugs, booze and street meat, getting into punch ups, spewing and narrowly avoiding arrest for lewd behaviour. But wait a minute, isn't this exactly his modus operandi for the last 30 years ? I vaguely remember staggering down the North End Road every other Saturday with Priesty, stopping at every second off licence, wanting to fight tooled-up Chavs, and me pleading with the filth not to arrest him. Come on Priesty, that's no life ! Take a leaf out of my book, last time I was at the Bridge I was straight as William Hague. You see my point ? Les. Haha I don't deny the Canada shenanigans, but which is worse: arguing with the rozzers while drunk, or picking on World Cup heroes who've hit hard times ? A bottle of jellies and a pint of gin ? You should be ashamed of yourself, Les. Priesty. Is Dr Les quackers, or do you agree with every word ? Tell him what YOU think.

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